To tell you that today I saw a bullfight and was later lashed across the face by a jellyfish wouldn't be untrue, but it might be a misrepresentation of the sort of trip this is.
Those bulls weren't joking, but their stubbornness is mild compared to that of the tiny Taurus pictured below. In this photo she's in time out for pummeling her little sister at the playground.
She's yelling to my sister:
"Mom! Mom! I'm just sitting here because I feel like it! Not because I'm in time out!"
Seriously, give me time out under that tree any day. Just tell me what I have to do.