Tuesday, April 14, 2009

crocodile hunters

Here's Doug a while back at a costume party in New Zealand, in a moment of foreshadowing before the big move to Australia.

While he tamed the cows at the farm yesterday Sara, Bella, Maizie and I checked out a local wildlife park.


Our first crocodile...and as long as we're reinforcing Australian stereotypes...

Why yes, there are kangaroos all over the place.


It's good to wear black to these places. One never knows how she may end up accessorizing.

Today at the beach, the wee naturalist in training.

The spirit of Steve Irwin lives on...look what came to visit a few feet off the shore.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Saturday, April 11, 2009

I have had the weirdest day.

First photo of the day:


"Has anyone seen my tiara?"
Maizie's wand must have had some bizarre malfunction when she cast a spell on me this morning. Within an hour I was sitting shotgun with a perfect stranger doing donuts in a mudpit.

That vehicle is a 1972 Torana Ute. Here's Shane, the driver, who also built the car.

Us Yanks might compare a Ute to an El Camino, but we would be grossly underestimating their significance. Here in Australia, Utes are not just utility vehicles with extra room in the back, they are a subculture and a lifestyle.

People drive from all over the country traveling to Ute Musters where they can race through the bush and burn out in the mud. It so happens that the first annual Busselton Ute Muster is this weekend, just a few minutes from the farm. So Brother Brown dropped me off to have a look while he checked on his cows.


Truly I don't know how to string this series of events into something coherent for you, so I'll just tell you what happened.

I spent a couple of hours chatting with guys like Paul, pictured above, who drove with two mates from Perth, Shane, who took me for the spin in the mudpit, and members of the Rebels Motorcycle Club who put on the event. All the races and action were a bit delayed due to some heavy tension between the bikers and the police, so I took a family beach break midday.


There's Sara with the babes and the Indian Ocean. She took them for a walk while Doug recovered from a jellyfish attack that made mine yesterday look like a mosquito bite.

On the way home we took a small detour to go for a kangaroo hunt. Bella and Maizie thought it was silly I'd never seen one.


I have now. Here are three standing at attention in the paddock. We got a bit lost in bush, but after half an hour of bumping through the outback we found our way back to the road.

While Bella and Maizie had a bath and Sara made dinner I headed back to see how things were shaping up at the Ute Muster.

The cops had left and happy hour was warming up nicely.

Shane was back in the bullring showing off for the young bucks on the haybales.


I stayed to watch the sunset and circle work, which is what they call donuts here, and made it home in time for dinner and easter egg filling.


It seems exploring rural Australia may bring adventures similar to the New Zealand chronicles, in terms of sheer randomness. (Remember the day Mr. Universe turned up?)


It's just another day in the outback: fairies, mudpits, bikers, jellyfish, kangaroos and easter eggs. Who knows what the next tap from Maizie's magic wand will bring...

Thursday, April 9, 2009

time out

To tell you that today I saw a bullfight and was later lashed across the face by a jellyfish wouldn't be untrue, but it might be a misrepresentation of the sort of trip this is.

Those bulls weren't joking, but their stubbornness is mild compared to that of the tiny Taurus pictured below. In this photo she's in time out for pummeling her little sister at the playground.


She's yelling to my sister:
"Mom! Mom! I'm just sitting here because I feel like it! Not because I'm in time out!"

Seriously, give me time out under that tree any day. Just tell me what I have to do.

alighting in LA, en route to the center

I had a brief layover in L.A. for a bit of sun and saltwater before continuing on to Australia, where Sara and Bella picked me up in Perth.


We stopped at this roadside fruit stand and gas station, and confirmed that the center of the universe is wherever your family is.


I left my apartment in Brooklyn before 5:00 am Sunday morning and took this picture Tuesday night, getting to Sara and Doug's for the first time:

The road towards home.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

bunny hop


Do an image search for Busselton, Australia, and this jetty is pretty much all you're gonna get:

http://www.discoverwest.com.au/australia-images/l365b.jpg

Which looks pretty perfect from where I'm sitting in Brooklyn at the end of another NYC winter. So I've packed my bag full of bunny eggs and I'm off tomorrow to see my sister, Doug, Bella and Maizie (who is two years old today!!) That's right. In 2009 Australia is the New New Zealand.
Those Busselton beaches won't be barren for long.


Let's hit it Pagoda.